sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
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I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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