i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
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He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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