I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
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My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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