God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Randomize