I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
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its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
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Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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