I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
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She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
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If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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