Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
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All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
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I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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