and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
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Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
A+ Viking dick
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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