Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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