Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
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In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Boobs are out for the taking
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In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
And then he peed in my hair
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