it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
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the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
We're not piercing ourselves today.
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I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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