i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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