The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
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That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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