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WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
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Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
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i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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