Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
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Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
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Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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