so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
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what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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