Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
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Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
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What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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