Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
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Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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