He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
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Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
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We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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