Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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