i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
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woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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