the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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