So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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