Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
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Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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