i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
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i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
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Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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