i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
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I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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