They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Less talking, more tequila
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
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Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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