who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
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there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
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I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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