im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
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Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
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She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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