thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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