hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
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HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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