you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
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Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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