exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
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well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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