you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
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mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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