I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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