How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
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Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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