Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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