Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
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regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
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she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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