Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
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Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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