Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
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two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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