Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
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Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
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This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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