Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
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He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
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Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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