Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
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I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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