I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
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Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
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I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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