I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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