Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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i want to swaddle you in tequila
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
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I deserve to be covered in dicks
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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