i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
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this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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