i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
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The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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