You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
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Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
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I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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