its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
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Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
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She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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